Ghosts and sad stories don't work
|Not even 50 spiders crawling on her bed makes her shed a princessy tear|
|Neither does the wise man with his big dragon in the woods|
The Princess who could not cry
For some bizarre reason the King thinks there's something wrong with his daughter because she's always laughing and happy in this 1991 special. He employs the services of several wise men who devise various nasty surprises to make her blub, but they find that only onions do the trick.
Samuel's verdict: Reading our school books would make her cry.